Keep that girl away from my Balls by The Faux McCoys
with special guest Brother Ethan Shaw!

When she starts at the first frame
You gonna be feelin’ the shame
When she starts at the first frame
You gonna be feelin’ the shame
If she takes to the tenth frame
You gonna be the one to blame
Gunna be the only one to blame

It’s like takin’ your first roll
Never know where it’s gonna go
It’s like takin’ your first roll
Never know where it’s gonna go
Split happens don’t ya know
7-10 split with a gapin’ hole

Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
She stepped over the line
Ain’t gonna get a strike this time
If you wann ’em all to fall…
You gottaKeep that girl away from my balls

Ain’t gonna be your play
Lobbin’ ya balls every which way
Ain’t gonna be your play
Lobbin’ ya balls every which way
She ain’t gunna let you play
The gutter is where she’ll stay

Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep her shoes on the rack
And her hands off your ball sack
If you wann ’em all to fall…
You gotta keep that girl away from my balls

Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Gotta stay on your toes
And keep her fingers out’chur holes
If you wann ’em all to fall…
You gotta keep that girl away from my balls

I know I gotta heed the call
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls
Keep that girl away from my balls

BALLS!!!!