The Faux McCoys were honored to have Brother Ethan Shaw (Texas Swing Revival) sit in with us at our monthly Kick Butt Coffee gig in Austin, Texas. An extra bonus was our cousin Thumpin’ Slim stopped by and was getting after it on the Washtub bass.

*trigger warning: this meant to be a humorous song about the joys of being stuck in traffic. The Faux McCoys accepts no responsibility if you as the listener do something stupid or illegal after you listen to The Mopac Blues. Drive Friendly – The Texas Way Y’all!

Lyrics:

Mopac Blues Why are you drivin’ like an asshole?
Why are you drivin’ like an asshole?
First, you’re drivin’ fast then drivin’ slow, you’re drivin’ like an asshole
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death

Why are you drivin’ in my blind spot?
Why are you drivin’ in my blind spot?
You’re drivin’ in my blind spot, gettin’ on every last nerve I got
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death

Why are you textin’ and drivin’?
Why are you drivin’ and textin’?
OMG, LOL, I’m gonna drive you straight to hell
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death

I’m gonna put a bullet thru your engine block
I’m gonna put a bullet thru your engine block
Got a 1911, I gotta Glock, gonna put a bullet thru your engine block
And trust me I got plenty of shells

Why are you drivin’ like an asshole?
Why are you drivin’ like an asshole?
First, you’re drivin’ fast then drivin’ slow, you’re drivin’ like an asshole
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death

Why are you drivin’ like an asshole?
Why are you drivin’ like an asshole?
First, you’re drivin’ fast then drivin’ slow, you’re drivin’ like an asshole
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your death
I’m gonna put you in the barrier to bring forth your………. DEATH!!!