From our set at Six Strings Guitar & Lounge 10-10-25 Georgetown, Texas. This is a song about bowling and if you think it’s about something dirty your mind is in the gutter. 😉 0:00 Storytime 2:04 Song starts 7:10 BALLS! sing along Upcoming Faux McCoy shows! Thursday, November 20th 8:00 – 11:00pm Boathouse Terlingua 390 Ivey Road, Terlingua, TX 79852, United States Saturday, November 22nd 6:00 – 9:00pm Downshift Brewing Company 2704 Sudderth Dr, Ruidoso, NM 88345, United States Sunday, November 23rd 4:00 – 7:00pm Canteen Brewhouse 2381 Aztec Rd NE, Albuquerque, NM 87107, United States Wednesday, November 26the 7:00 – 9:00pm Downshift Brewing Company 2704 Sudderth Dr, Ruidoso, NM 88345, United States Show Dates, Merch and info https://fauxmccoysband.com Keep that Girl away from my Balls: When she starts at the first frame, yer gonna be feelin’ the shame When she starts at the first frame, yer gonna be feelin’ the shame If she takes to the 10th frame, yer gonna be the one to blame Gunna be the only one to blame It’s like takin’ your first roll, never know where it’s gonna go It’s like takin’ your first roll, never know where it’s gonna go Split happens don’t ya know STOP 7-10 with a gapin’ hole Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls She stepped over the line, ain’t gonna get a strike this time If you wann ’em all to fall …You gotta STOP Keep that girl away from my balls Ain’t gonna be your play, lobbin’ ya balls every which way Ain’t gonna be your play, lobbin’ ya balls every which way She ain’t gonna let you play STOP the gutter is where she’ll stay Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Keep her shoes on the rack, and her hands off your ball sack If you wann ’em all to fall… You gotta STOP Keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls, Keep that girl away from my balls Gotta stay on your toes, and keep her fingers out yer holes If you wann ’em all to fall… You gotta STOP Keep that girl away from my balls I know I gotta heed the call, keep that girl away from my balls Keep that girl away from my balls Repeat …… BALLS!!!! The Faux McCoys: Woody – Vocals, Washboard, Suitcase, Percussion Jesse GoLo – Electric Washtub Brother Ethan Shaw – Steel Guitar Boozer – Clawhammer and Vocals